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Taco Bell's New Green Menu Takes No Ingredients From Nature
Taco Bell boasts zero environmental impact with their new menu which will rely solely on synthetic, lab-produced ingredients.
LEVEL: MEDIUM/EASY

KEY WORDS: ingredients, items, food synthesizer, tell the difference, labs, ground beef, initiative, helps reduce global warming, melt down, straws, wrapping, eating the garbage you produce.

- Also WATCH: Supreme Court Ruling Gives Fans The Right To Act Like Total Assholes At Games
The Court found that buying a ticket is license to boo, swear and throw beer at whomever fans please at a sporting event, on the grounds that anyone who doesn't like it can stay home, and those tickets pay for the players' salaries, so who are they to complain?
KEY WORDS: ruling, asshole, landmark, cut loose, celebrate the decision, unfairly removed from a stadium, bracing for a surge in jackass behaviour, oppose the decision.
LEVEL: DIFFICULT

- Also WATCH: Should unemployed Americans invest in new Apple computers? Panelists discuss how owning a top-of-the-line MacBook or an iPad 2 is actually essential to finding a new job. Detractors are left with no arguments.

KEYWORDS: little sign of recovery, the unemployed, rip off, tiny toy, tool, supporting innovation, overspending.
LEVEL: MEDIUM

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