Our House

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Have you seen our house? Our provisisonal provisisonal house is not in the middle of the street, it's up in 'La Collada'. Classes re-start Thursday 21st, 17:30. The show must go on.

Torn

This is not the post I had in mind, but as you problably know the wind has torn the roof off the building and all the 3rd floor classrooms are, as you can imagine, destroyed and flooded. You've probably received the 'avis urgent' we've been sending this afternoon to all students, and we have also posted an 'official' message in our school web page .
We've been working this afternoon trying to rescue what's left of our computers, beamers etc and still have to assess the damage done.
So I'm sorry to say next Wednesday, Thursay and Friday classes have been cancelled.
Now we are definitely torn and homeless. But let's be positive and think that every cloud has a silver lining.

	Natalia Imbruglia - Torn .mp3
	Found at bee mp3 search engine

Please check the EOI Garraf webpage for official updates on the situation.

The answer, my friend, may be blowing in the wind. Who knows?

*** Update Oct 13th:
As you can see, I've posted a slide show so that you can have an idea of the damage. This is not going to be repaired anytime soon. Our laptops and beamers are OK. We are the trolley teachers.

Fantasy Festival time

Imagine your are nine years old and your favourite hero knocks on your classroom door. That's what happened to Beatrice Delap, who wrote to Captain Jack Sparrow asking for help to raise a mutiny against her teachers at Meridian Primary School in Greenwich, south-east London.
Watch the video, read the story HERE ... and depending on who you call I'll join you in the mutiny.

• a heartthrob: a famous man, often a singer or an actor, who is attractive to many women
• to turn up: to arrive or appear somewhere, usually unexpectedly or in a way that was not planned

And a tribute to John Lennon in his 70th birthday

	The Beatles - Rain .mp3
	Found at bee mp3 search engine

Here his 10 best songs (according to The Huffington Post) on video.

*** Update October 10th

OOOps, and a tribute to Solomon Burke, the king of soul ("everybody, needs somebody"...remember?), who passed away this morning in Amsterdam's Schiphol Airport, on his way to a sold out show.

Minimal pairs

Sorry I don't want to repeat blog entries but the other day we were talking about pronunciation, and I think this story is particularly funny and illustrative of how a sound can completely change the meaning of a word:

These words are called “minimal pairs”, and here (and in your multi-rom) you have many other good examples:

http://www.shiporsheep.com/page1.html

(By the way, sorry about the dirty words -I hope nobody takes offence ... and thanks Anna, happily living in London this year, for sending the link last year).

And now, talking about pronunciation and current events at the same time, in this Daily Express cartoon you can see that problems are pretty much the same in Britain as in Barcelona. The lady is reading a newspaper that says "Yobs rule Britain", but you know that Job/Yob are two different things, don't you?

Q & A

Do you kow what the hottest place on Earth is? Can rocks grow? How far does dust blow in the wind? How long is a martian year?
Test your knowledge of scientific facts and figures with these 101 questions from Live Science.

If you'd prefer the more ethereal, philosophical, or just bizarre, unexpected, trivial and perverse kind of questions (Who invented buttons? How do you mend a broken heart? Do I need a mobile phone?) try The Guardian's Notes and Queries, an old favourite. This is a very popular site in which for more than 15 years readers have been posting questions and answers to what you always wanted to know and were too afraid to ask. It comes in different categories depending on your field of interest.

And if you want to go really deep into the core of philosophy the 10 big questions will probably give you food for thought and leave you wondering.

**Browse through the questions, play with the answers, and make sure you perfectly understand word order in the different types of questions (direct, indirect, subject, object, etc)

OK then, any questions (or answers) anybody?

Chunking and gridding

Those of you who have kids at primary school level should start brushing up on your maybe long forgotten maths skills. This year British kids will be learning an apparently better method for long divisions and multiplications. Except for those of us who have always had problems with numbers, it's easy to do 3 times 4 (4 x 3), but try "twenty-three times three hundred and five" (305 x 23)!
- Not clear enough ? In this BBC article " Why parents can't do Maths today" you'll find more step by step explanations, instructions and also, quite interesting, parents' opinions.
- And Here you can test your skills at basic addition, subtraction, times tables, etc. and also learn some maths vocabulary.

Don't ask me. It's all Greek to me .

Hi again

Hi again, ex-level4, level4-to-be... I hope you've had a good summer break and you are ready, looking forward to, just can't wait to start the new course. Since this year I'll be repeating Level4, I thought I could keep the same blog, so no need to do a new one, but as you can see I've changed things a bit -colour, layout, etc. Also, I've just deleted the 'class stuff links' and 'vox links' so that I can periodically add them again as we work on the different units.
OK, so that you can warm up a little, and just to continue with animal stories, this happened a couple of weeks ago in Coventry, England: a lady dumped a cat into a bin... and she was caught on CCTVcameras - damn cameras! Lola, the terrified cat, was trapped in the bin for 15 HOURS before Darryl, her owner, finally found her the following morning. Britons were so enraged by the woman's action that she is receiving death threats, needs police protection, and the RSPCA (Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals -remember Adrian Mole?) are leading an investigation into the incident.

Video on woman dumping cat into bin
Mail Online: Read the story
BBC Video: Lola's owner interviewed.

Woman apologizes/defends her actions - The Guardian
This cartoon appeared in The Sun

I'm a cat lover myself, but would you say they are overeacting? How should the cat-dumper lady be punished? So be careful with the CCTV cameras next time !

***Update September 20th:
Catwoman (anti-cat? woman) charged

Summer whale

It was not my intention to work on the blog this summer (though I'm not on holiday yet and, as you can see, I'm playing with new layouts, colors etc) and I found this incredible pic of something that happened a couple of weeks ago so I thought I wanted to share it with you (you? who? hello? is there anybody there?) Most of all because we had that controversy last year about whales, and lions and all that. Obsessed with whales ? Bff,I wouldn't say so... but I like them, and I do find this photo impressive. I'd love to see one like this ... ok, from my balcony. So what happened? Read this
- Follow up: For those of you who thought the photo was manipulated, here's the video evidence. Yacht owners are being investigated for harassing the whale by getting too close to it.

I hope you have a whale of a time this summer!

Just a couple of things

Just to remind you that on June 28th your marks will be posted:
- Online: you'll only see '(no)apte/a', NP, NQ, but not your scores for each skill. Be patient with technology since the system tends to crash when everybody tries to log in at the same time, or ...
- EOI's notice board: you'll see your scores for the five skills and your final mark.

So what then?
FAQs (Frequently asked questions):
- "I got 65 (or more) and I'm very happy."
Congratulations! I knew you would!" Try to read a little in summer, or watch movies, or listen to podcasts, speak, cook, sing ...do whatever you can in English so that you don't forget it all!

- "I got 65 but I didn't really mean it! I don't think I'm prepared for L5"
Oh, well, too late, too bad, so sorry. Good luck next year!

- "Oh, no ! I didn't get the f*#`* 65!
It would be suicidal to get to L5, so do L4 once again. Language learning is a difficult equation, certainly more complex than divisions into levels. Take it easy, take your time, try once more and you'll end up with a much better chance of passing L4 and then going on to L5.

On Monday 28th and Tuesday 29th, classtime, I'll be available to comment on your results if you need it -or just to say hello if you come to see your marks on the notice board.

Please remember that for the first time we'll have this 'matricula online' on specific days in July as Jordi, our secretary, explained to you in class. Please ask Secretaria if you have any doubts or questions on this and make sure you get your 'matricula' in order if you want to continue studying English next year.

And finally, just to tell you I've been very happy with you this year, and I'd like to wish you a well deserved summer break "lazing on a sunny afternoon, in the summertime":

	The Kinks - Sunny Afternoon .mp3
	Found at bee mp3 search engine

Past is history, future is a mystery, so whether I'll keep updating this blog from now on is something nobody, not even me, knows. Thanks for your attention and comments, and I do hope you continue your studies with us next September!

Exam time

Exam time is always stressful (both for students and for teachers, I should say) but fortunately there are remedies/techniques to help you cope with exam stress:

- Chocolate addiction: Watch the video, read the story.

- Relaxation techniques based on hypnosis: Three samples that can work wonders. Close your eyes, breathe slowly and deeply, turn up the volume and let your subconscious mind do the rest.
Overcome exam nerves Sample 1
Overcome exam nerves Sample 2
Develop your self-confidence Sample


- Humour: Monty Python's "Job Interview" sketch (it's a job interview, but it might as well be an oral exam!). With subtitles in Portuguese so that you can practice two languages at the same time.

And finally, Bob Marley's legendary "Three little birds".


So whichever sytem you choose, just relax, keep the right dose of adrenaline ready for action, and " don't worry about a thing/'cos every little thing's gonna be all right! "